Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Drumsticks and one-year-olds don't go together.

When your child is throwing up, don't give them red gatorade. 

Even though they may like it, mustard and ranch doesn't count as a meal.

Empty pens still have enough ink to tattoo your baby.

Crayons write on EVERYTHING.

If your kid is too cute to discipline, do it anyway.  Or send them to Grandpa where they can do no wrong.

If you put sprinkles on broccoli, they will eat it.

If you think your child is teething, putting your finger in their mouth is not the best way to make sure.

Be excited when she learns to feed herself, and that you will never have a clean floor again.

Love it.

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