Dad: Would you like some ice-cream?
Bryn: Yes. Three pounds.
Bryn: Where's my dog?
Mom: You don't have a dog.
Bryn: Then, where's my cat?
Bryn: Mom, I broke it like this "BAH!"
Bryn: Where's Daddy?
Mom: Driving the school bus with Uncle Bill.
Bryn: Um... He's probably camping.
Mom: Bryn I'm home from shopping, and guess what I bought!
Bryn: ...(in a hopeful whisper) fruit snacks?!?
Mom: Ya! Fruit snacks!
Bryn: Mom, I'm so proud of you!!!